Greetings to you all and welcome to Beartannia. Our kingdom is a picturesque little island. It is so small you can see all the way to the edge in all four directions from the towers of our palace at the top of Palace Hill, situated precisely in the centre of the country. Ours ia a peaceful, happy little kingdom and we have been most fortunate for many years. This quaint village beneath Palace Hill has many charming shops, homes and parks. Our Queen Beatrice, known fondly by her subjects as 'Queen Bea' Our family, the Princess Royal Elizabeth Tedwina, the little Prince, George Tedward III known in the family as 'Teddy' and his sisters, the little Princess Plushette and the littlest Princess Velveteena.

We sincerely thank you for your visit to Beartannia and we hope with all our hearts that you will return. Until then we shall think of you often and fondly.

  RULE BEARTANNIA!